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Gettin' Old Ain't for Sissies!

$30.00

Back by popular demand — because aging is a full-contact sport.

“Gettin’ Old Ain’t for Sissies” says what we’re all thinking. Dock-tested, boat-approved, and soft enough to recover in after a long day of pretending your back doesn’t hurt. Classic unisex fit, easy to wear, guaranteed to get a laugh at the tiki bar.

Sizes M–4X

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